søndag 6. februar 2011

Tidenes

Dette er klippet fra VGs debattforum.
Fikk denne mailen fra Eli for mange år siden, faktisk helt tilbake i 2004, 
fant den nettopp i inboxen min (er ikke bra med så stor lagringsplass). 
Enjoy. I know I did!
 
 
Tatt fra et norsk musikkforum på worldwideweb........
De medvirkende: 
Person 1 (tilreisende utlending og norsk black-metal entusiast) 
Person 2 (Skrapparkar...?) 
Person 3 (en annen nordmann)

 Person 1:
 Hi! Im planning a trip top norway next year, and i want to be prepared. 
 Wich  norwegian artist / band plays the most evil and satanic music? 
 I'll ordner  the cd's,  I think.
 Person 2:
 A group called DDE (Devils Death Ensemble) har released some classic 
 satanic art.
 Some of their trax: "Her blir det liv" (Resurrect the dead) 
 "Vinsjan på  kaia"  (Hanged by Satan) 
 "Vi skal sjå sola ned ihavet" (Bringing down the sun) 
 "Rai Rai"  (Kill KIll) and "E6" (Road to
 hell) are truly desecrating songs designed to bring forth visions 
 of torment and hell. A crazy gang of devil worshippers. Grellt! 
 But the most evil and satanic art from Norway is delivered by a 
 guy who calls himself "Sputnik"(-satan- from old norse literatur). 
 Check out anything this guy has done. He is truly evil incarnated. 
 Truly a bad ass motherfucker. 
 
 Skrapparkar. 
 
 Person 3:
 Det der er dårlig gjort det....
 Person 1:
 Hi, Skrapparkar
 Thank you for the recomendations.! 
 Yesterday I ordered some cd's of DDE and SPUTNIK. 
 Im looking forward to enjoy some dark, evil music from the crib and 
 black  metal, Norway. Do they scream and growl in English or 
 norwegian? 
 To the others  who have replied, please write in english as i do not 
 speak norwegian (other than a few words. Sputnik / Satan!).
 And why is Garth Brooks  mentioned? Country is crap!
 Person 2:
 DDE growls in an ancient dialect hailing from the viking-age; 
 trøndersk. 
 Sputnik  uses a form of dialect not heard in Norway since 
 the black plague.
 He is actually a very intellectual guy, he has a master-degree
 in ancient norse linguistics. You will not regret 
 checking out these masters of evil. 
 Enjoy and Burn in hell my foreign friend. 
 See you at Inferno camp;be sure to promote DDE and SPUTNIK 
 to all  your friends and allies. Hail!